I need faster web service!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I get so frustrated sometimes with my dial up service. You are probably thinking, "I didn't know people still have dial up?", righ? Well, they do and I am one of the cursed. Cable and DSL are not available in my area so I don't have much choice. There is satellite but it is way to much money. So I have to suffer for a while :o(. There is talk about getting wireless in this area but I am not sure when that will be. So I suffer, suffer, suffer. I sound pretty pathetic don't I.